Today when Cliff got home from work and laid down to sleep the day away, we had a fun little conversation:
Cliff: "Today at work someone told me that it's hard to tell all the bald guys apart! But I told her she was wrong and that really it's the Asian women that are hard to tell apart.
Me: "Nice. How many bald guys are there anyway?"
Cliff: "There are a few. I guess I do look like one other guy there."
Me: "So what did she say?"
Cliff: "Nothing. She agreed with me in her heart. It's about 80% Asian women there!"
Silence.
Me: "Do you think that's water coming through the ceiling a little bit?"
Cliff: "Probably."
Me: "You know this place is falling apart. John said they probably won't last too much longer. But it's protected by a mountain on one side and a harbor on the other. And it's on a hill so it's firmly fixed on many levels. Maybe it'll be fine for a long time..."
Cliff: "Unless the chinese invade the harbor. This will probably be the first place they occupy. Then I'll be fighting the chinese at work!"
Me: "I've got nothing... Good night!"
